you are trying my patience...

kassaclin:

No fandom has suffered longer than the Freeman’s Mind fandom.

The Sherlock fandom begs to differ.

barnacleonaboat:

there 

watch it

it’s funny

i am literally delivering comedic gold to you all

halflifeconfessions:

Every Half-Life fan should watch Freeman’s Mind.
(original)

halflifeconfessions:

Every Half-Life fan should watch Freeman’s Mind.

(original)

The puppy had no idea what those words meant. All he knew was the bright lights that took him places led him back to his friends. He remembered this one and the one to the Kissy Lady's place. When he had his fill of pats, he licked the Medic's hand then sniffed around for his puppy friend.

“Nein, come on.” He whistled, hoping the pup would follow. Incidentally, he also called Alphonse in the process.

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

THIS

Brownie found his way back to Fritz, trotting up behind him quietly before letting out a sharp bark. His tail wagged as he waited for treats and pats. He was sure the Medic had some to spare.

“You’re as bad as Della.” The Medic mused, leaning down to pet the puppy. “Vheah did you get your degree in teleportah operations?”

Tattoo

I have a tattoo of a sparrow I got vhen I vas drunk. Still can’t fazhom vhy..

Skirt

“Tap dance. Zhat vould be fun.”